BatmanLovesKittens

Call me Disney cause I make dreams come true and my stories are sad.

I'm vengeance but people usually call me Batman. 
I also love kittens, it's in my name, so that's pretty cool. Riddler is not my favorite villain just as much as Alfred's not my dad. 

Does Riddler own an air fryer? I don't think so.

Do I own an air fryer?
That's like asking if my eyes are blue.
Which they are.
Maybe.
I dunno.
Ask again later.
I don't have time right now.
Too busy Girlbossing and Gatekeeping and Gaslighting.

Update: I just realized I gave Alfred my Wattpad information. I'm sorry for saying you're not my real dad, Alfred, I was just a vulnerable angry 28 year old when I said that. My house exploded and I had a come to Jesus moment with you and then we held hands. I love holding your fatherly hand Alfred.

Wait if Alfred is my dad now, then the Riddler is my favorite villain. That can't be right. He doesn't own a cooking apparatus. 
Joker does. Joker owns a food processor. And a mandolin.
I wish I had a mandolin.

If someone wants to be my next Robin please give me a Bat Call because I've really got baby fever except the babies are old enough to know how to eat and poop without help. 

Gotham changes no diapers.

Thank you I'm rich goodbye.

-Batman 🦇💵