Remember me, Wattpad? I am suffering in college and am very unwell, so walk with me... Mr. Alvis Sapiente was a normal math teacher with a normal life. Nothing made him happy except the local chicken place he had grown to love for as long as he could remember. One tragic day, however, it shut down without a rhyme or reason. Poor little Alvis went on a downward spiral, about to make poor life decisions...until he saved the life of a magical rabbit and became the most fearsome hero to ever roam the earth. This is the story of...Princess Bombastic. This story is dialogue-driven because I'm too tired to put meat on the literary skeleton. If you're looking for an action-packed adventure full of suspense, romance, drama, explosions, IMMINENT DANGER, CHARACTER D E V E L O P M E N T, then I strongly recommend reading The Eye of Minds by James Dashner. This story, maybe not so much, but I'd be one happy camper if you did