Hello darlings, 

I'm Lizzie. I'm 22, I like overpriced coffee, overpriced cocktails, and overpriced avocados.

I'm also a poor excuse for an author.
  • London, United Kingdom.
  • JoinedJune 13, 2012


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BiteMyShinyMetalArse BiteMyShinyMetalArse Jul 07, 2019 07:08PM
Ladies and gentlemen, hello again. I'm afraid it has been far, far too long since my presence graced these wonderful hallways. I'm pleased to announce that I have finished my university degree, and h...
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