BiteMyShinyMetalArse

Ladies and gentlemen, hello again. I'm afraid it has been far, far too long since my presence graced these wonderful hallways. I'm pleased to announce that I have finished my university degree, and have since rediscovered my love for writing. I will be picking up where I left off with my writing, and *hopefully* improving the work already published. If you're still here, then I thank you for your patience and hope you enjoy what is to come. If you're new, then hello and welcome to the page of a serial procrastinator turned fresh author. I can't wait to show you all what I have in store. 
          	xo

BiteMyShinyMetalArse

Ladies and gentlemen, hello again. I'm afraid it has been far, far too long since my presence graced these wonderful hallways. I'm pleased to announce that I have finished my university degree, and have since rediscovered my love for writing. I will be picking up where I left off with my writing, and *hopefully* improving the work already published. If you're still here, then I thank you for your patience and hope you enjoy what is to come. If you're new, then hello and welcome to the page of a serial procrastinator turned fresh author. I can't wait to show you all what I have in store. 
          xo