Wanna be this introverts friend? Here are some steps to follow.
1) Buy a pepperoni pizza
*no pineapples you sick freaks*
2) Locate the introvert
*probably cocooned in her bed*
3) Offer a slice to introvert
*watch your fingers she bites*
4) Repeat steps 1-3
*congratulations this is now friendship*
Your welcome.
If you have any further questions feel free to send a message.
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