TheExcellentElizaErson

If legend is to be believed, Eliza Erson, is the most fascinating person to have ever lived. Some say she was responsible for helping J. R. R. Tolkien create Quenya, the Elvish language, which she'd learnt first hand from an Elvis impersonator. Others say she personally created the Star Wars Antagonist, Jar Jar Binks, but was disappointed with his poor representation in the films. While others yet still claim that she is half cyborg and once beat Abraham Lincoln in an arm wrestle, thus winning his Xbox. What is true and what is not is difficult to say, but one rumour that persists is that she travels to the North Pole every year to be Superman's personal interior designer for the Fortress of Solitude. That is, if you believe legends. But if you believe facts, she is 23, single, and lives in Melbourne, Australia, with her mother and three cats.