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A prophet once told my daddy of how great a doctor I'll be one day😳, turns out I feel faint when I encounter blood and in love with the sight of a writer's ink😑😌.

Not trying to insinuate anything☝, in case you haven't already noticed, I live for drama💃💃.

Anyways, I'm a person, and I like to create illusions. Hence, my penname😇. 

I'm socially awkward; often referred to as antisocial, aloof, unsociable, snobbish and even proud😥. It's not my fault though, I try, but fail in management of relationships.
Bottom line; don't send a DM as you might get disappointed😐.

I like rice, music, colour black and books and I'm currently learning the art of being a fan of someone or something😀. Trust me when I say the latter part is hard😢, but I'm trying.

Okay I think I may be able to string a word or two to create an illusion, or simply put; I think I can write so be kind to check out my books. You may or may not like them, (dang! I suck at marketing😩)

Random, fun facts:

• I am a very lazy writer, but when it comes to stalking authors of the future best selling novels I've had the honour of reading, I no dey carry last😂 @The_Kiddler can attest to that🙈

• I think I might have found my mate on here @The_delusionist, what do you think?😁😁

• And to @maramartha, a special someone, I'm a cute ayamatanga😍😍 (iykyk) 

• I can't stand 'am' in the place of things'I'm' or 'I am'😖😭 if you talk or write with this flaw, don't talk to me🌚🌚

Okay this has dragged on for too long. If you got to this point without skipping lines, then I officially declare you an boring person😈.

Nice to meet you by the way, namastay🙏.