Hermione Granger, duh

Greetings, Fellow Adventurer.

    I assume that you (like those before you) are here to explore a new realm of possibilities, discover uncharted territories and traverse the wonderfully ambiguous dimensions of the literary universe. 
 
      You seem excited; enthralled; invigorated. At the very least you are slightly amused or maybe even kind of annoyed.

   But never fear Brave Warrior, for 
I, too, have been struck dumb by the words of fellow writers. I have opened books searching for answers, looking for insight into the world around me, only to find myself  transfixed and overwhelmed; slowly sinking into an ethereal realm of incomprehensible beauty and wonder.
 
    That is the beauty of words, my young child. That is the magic of writing. 
  
   *wisely strokes beard*
 
    'I have dwelt ever in realms apart from the visible world'
                                     - H. P. Lovecraft

(Sorry, don't judge me, I've been going through a Lovecraft phase for a while now) 

    Oh and in case you were wondering, I'm not having some sort of insanely deranged out-of-body experience / existential crisis or anything. (Though if I do end up going insane, an existential crisis will be the least of my worries) 

    'Leave My Body' is a song by Florence and The Machine. They're one of my favorite bands, along with Three Days Grace, Fall Out Boy, Imagine Dragons, Panic! At the Disco, and Switchfoot.
Switchfooooooootttt

    *does a fail attempt at an air guitar*
  
    Uhhh this might go on for a while.....