MelonLegs

YO MAMA GAY

*Says Racism*

Did you pray today?

By the way, that last message was a troll, I AM SO DOING THE FEMALE!MAHORAGA IDEA!
          
          Got the perfect storyline, plot, and I can't go back on my word, so this one goes out to all the people who voted for that thing.
          
          All 13 of yo–Man, what the fuck am I doing.

Yahoo

Happy April Fools or however the hell this works.
          
          Honestly, I've been so busy I didn't even fool anyone today and I probably won't because I'm not in the mood.
          
          That being said, I have an important announcement. 
          
          The Mahoraga smut is cancelled, and to determine the next character to write on, I'll upload a poll once the final parr of the Riza Hawkeye Smut is uploaded.
          
          Thanks for reading and stay hydrated.

You sick fuck

The edited and improved version of Chapter 23 for Devil's Adherent has been uploaded! Check it out if you're in the mood!
          
          Now, on to business.
          
          For those of you who don't know, there was a vote recently, to decide which character the next smut chapter would be on.
          
          As it turns out, this was a terrible mistake.
          
          Because, somehow, Female!Mahoraga won.
          
          Yep, that's right.
          
          I can't really complain cause I put it there, but damn, really? 
          
          I'll do it, but there will be loads of judgement going on.
          
          Anyhow, here's the results from the pill (Poll):
          
          1. Female!Mahoraga: 13
          
          2. Female!Giyuu: 11
          
          3. Female!Gojo: 10
          
          4. Female!Yuji + Female!Sukuna: 3
          
          5. Female!Shoto: 3
          
          6. Female!Nanami: 2
          
          If only three more of you acted normally, but alas, it is what it is.
          
          Anyhow, I'm going to go to sleep whilst you guys die on the inside.
          
          Take care, and stay hydrated!
          
          (P.S: After Mahoraga, I'll work on Giyuu and Gojo, so it's like a win-win for everyone.)

Or and hear me out, you could give us both 

Melon! Let me hit man, please!