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alex lai. he/him. will steal your heart and your wallet too. temporarily unavailable, please leave a message after the beep.
━━━𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍' 𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐒𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍' 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒━━━
biromantic, grey-asexual. asian. not british or american, despite what everyone thinks. teenager. enfp supremacy. extremely single. likes music, especially pop and kpop. loves animals, especially cats. severely arachnophobic. diploma-grade pianist. grade unknown saxophonist. singer, rapper, and amateur dancer. can cook pretty well. writer and graphic designer. wattprom king 2020. resident gae dad. unofficial wattpad popcorn supplier. thrice-wattpad-featured author. wattys 2021 shortlister.
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major himbo. sweet but psycho. super flirty and a bit nsfw. 'cute', apparently. iconique. the token sassy gbf, but don't call him that. gets jealous easily. wants to make friends but has no idea how to start a conversation. crackhead. trolls his friends a lot but would die (or at least murder) for them. writer's block 25/7. everything is either for legal reasons or tax purposes. has a sense of humour, it just hasn't been seen since 2005.
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hates maths. likes shakespeare. too many fandoms. simps over too many fictional characters and celebrities. makes unaesthetic graphics. writes mostly lgbtq+ fiction involving homie-sexual pairings, bad metaphors, and a lot of angst. puns around to the point where his friends want to pun-ish him.
━━━𝐈 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐎 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔━━━
unofficial dad to many children, most of which are older than him. follow him to join the smol bean family!
- in my kitchen because I'm a snack ;)
- JoinedMay 7, 2018