Greetings, human.
~A book is a dream you hold in your hands, full of excitement and imagination, unlocking doors to other worlds.
So I don't care if you think my stories are weird.
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Stories by Llamas 'R' Us
How to Flambé a Toilet
How to clean a toilet using fire! Guarantee toilet will be 99.99% germ-free!!!
Ultimate Comebacks - Your Mum Is
How exactly does one win an insult war? By pulling the ultimate insult: YOUR MUM IS!
Read on and discover Yo...
