When I was in middle school, I wrote bad fan fiction about my friends.
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Positive and Negative, North and S...
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Babette is usually the odd girl, but suddenly new friends walk into her life.
Learning to accept new relatio...
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![BB yaoi ff!~~ Cielois. Boyxboy by ProstheticMustache](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/29408035-288-k787593.jpg)
![The Boy Who had Gone Mad by ProstheticMustache](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/33817068-288-k48365.jpg)
The Boy Who had Gone Mad
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- From what I know they are not, bi romantic/sexual, homosexual/romantic or polygamous, or...
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