Hey you smart ass people!!!
Smart because you decided to check my profile and my story.
Ass because I know you are not going to follow me or vote for my story.
Soo if you wanna prove that you are not an ass follow me and vote for my story and be my guest in this fucked up world of mine where we sleep every chance we get;)
I have a story for every genre you like (of course in my mind right now) and i think the plots are pretty good too.....you just have to tell me what genre and I will start working on it....It will be like a fucking teamwork and I'll be your captain!!!! (just kidding you will be the captain and I'll be the coach)
Your wish is and always be my command. (and now I am just buttering you)
All of my stories will contain humor....I mean I will try to make you laugh.
And that is my real motto to write stories, to make you all laugh.
But there is an exception to everything, there will be a sad ending to one of the stories and trust me when I say it will make you cry.
Sooo if you wanna know about me (which I know no one is interested in, but I m still gonna tell you) here it is a little info about me:
~I am a shit headed person.
~I have really really awesome friends that I can die for.
~I curse a lot as you have already noticed.
~I like to make people laugh.
~I hate pink color with a burning passion.
~I sleep a lot as you may have already predicted after seeing my profile pic.... I mean I can sleep for a whole fucking day and still wake up tired and sleep deprived.
I think that is it. I don't wanna bore you with my life.
If you are still reading this, I think you don't have any work to do sooo I suggest you should read my story that will help you to kill your time.
Stop reading this and ready my story you shit head!!!!!
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