pun.

* Heya. I'm Sans. Sans the skeleton.
* . . .
* I'm baby bones at this, not gonna lie. I was just a little late to the party.

*so, you wanna know more about me?
* (Sans shrugs casually.)
* a'ight.


* I'm a skeleton, and I live underground in Snowdin with my cool bro, Papyrus, or Pap for short.
* (he shrugs and rolls his eyes.)
* I have a reputation for being... Humerus.
* (he chuckles softly)
* Well, what can I say? I jut have a skele-TON of SANSational SKELEpuns.
* (smirks)

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* if you dare  harm any of my friends...

* you'll be dead where you stand.

* . . .
* heh, chill, I'm jus' tickling your funny bone.
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* People you'd have a bad time for messing with:

* Frisk - @
* Pap - @
* Tori - @
* Asgore - @
* Alphys - @
* Undyne - @
* Mettaton - @

* the souls:

* Patience - @
* Bravery - @
* Integrity - @
* Perseverance - @ 
* Kindness - @
* Justice - @

* Others:
* @-Official-Marionette-