Murdoc Niccals

There will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this bio.

Bad news from the zone tumble weeds, You've just found my account.
I'm that weird, fat, pale kid sitting at the back of the room. Give me a wave? I am also the human embodiment of Snape.

Please refrain from calling me by my real name if you find it. I get called a mix of Dallon, Daiseh, Daiska, Dexter, Dais or Dallska.

I'm reduced to a horrific mess of crying and laughing like a maniac whenever Tragician_Child notices me because they have kind of become a sort of religion..

I'M ALSO PANSEXUAL 
BECAUSE I'M REALLY INTO MAKING OUT WITH KITCHEN UTENSILS.
No I'm joshing..
Though frying pans are fucking sexy.

Idek what gender I am so have fun with that, I sure am ._.

*Insert long list of bands I enjoy*
(Honestly I think you'd be surprised..)

YouTube is my jam and tomska is the best. Fight me.

Okay so my otps are le frerard, snarry and of course 2Doc.

I really want to write fics and first off it goes well and I write to procrastinate but then I start procrastinating writing and I'm absolute chicken shit at uploading.
If I was to write though it'll most definitely be frerard because frerard is the fucking tits.
I also wanna write something a little more interesting than the usual frerard plot and I've got a few.. 'Interesting' ideas but if you ever got an idea you could totally tell me and I'll write it.
Or I'll happily do a co-fic, whatever floats your boats bromeos x3

Uhh anime, graphic novels and theatre are pretty damn bRILLIANT.

AVPM and AVPS are fucking great, literally orgasmic.

I am a lonely human and I'm always here for anybody who wants someone so just DM the fuck out of me cx

I also really like Shakespeare, Edgar Allen Poe, Panda Rowley and really fucking kinky shit but no ones read this far so that's just my little secret at the moment.

Monthly hamsters anyone?