Hi! My real name is Avery I love Star Wars, Hunger games, FOB, P!atD, Green Day, Etc.

"You're a virgin, but like... a good virgin... if that makes sense?"
(Yes someone actually described me like that...)

Super Cringey

I personally apologize for my really bad earlier stories

Honestly so single it's sad, but you toss some gay my way I'm a pretty happy camper

This used to be a Collab but then I claimed it

LMAO WHO NEEDS A RELATIONSHIP WHEN YOU HAVE CORGIS AMMI RIGHT OR AMMI RIGHT?

I know a few people on here

I am a huge yognaught, and a timelord

I also have quotes

"The asshole doesn't fall far from the tree!"

"Hey baby, wanna see my luna moth?"

"I shall wear nothing! And I shall be beautiful!"

Chapter 2 of The Hazel Dormouse is live/out/whatever the fuck

Character Aesthetics/Face claims(?) on link

Do you ever look at someone and realize that you hate them and have enough dirt on them to ruin their life like 25,567 times over but then realize you're a decent person because like, bitch me too.

An actual asexual, but like, I occasionally write about the sin

The Laugh
The Echo
We are listening
We are talking
Can you hear?
  • In the Sky because I'm Ace
  • JoinedJune 30, 2014




Stories by Not a Quick Fuck
A Hazel Dormouse by TheGayPrinceOfHell
A Hazel Dormouse
(Cover in the Works) Opps
I Can't Lie to You by TheGayPrinceOfHell
I Can't Lie to You
A summer in the Mental Asylum. A good ol' hole in the wall place. Really good coffee. But adjusting back to s...
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