Wattpad's Tampon

Welcome.
I am TheOfficalTampon of Wattpad, here to supply you when you are in need. Us women suffer monthly from this since mother nature is too lazy to pull up her phone and just text us saying "HEY GURL! You're not pregnant this month, have a great night." but no. Instead we must suffer.

Sigh

Besides that, our new supply of tampons have just arrived. Also, feel free to tag me in a book whenever anyone needs a tampon or needs to get dusted. I'll be there ;))

People Helped: More then I can count

Follow my girl @ThatOneSlyKid and spam her with "You need a tampon."

The real reason I am here is when you have that party at your friends house, and they tell you its a pool party. You get over there and see your crush, chilling in the pool, beckoning you over and for a split second you start walking. Before you remember that your on your bloody (no pun intended) period. 

DO NOT FEAR
I AM HERE

For with me, you can now enjoy smooching with your crush in the pool instead of watching fricking REGINA HITTIN ON YO MAN

NU UH SOOOUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN

WHO IN THE HELL PUT THE MUFFINS IK THE FREEZER >;(


Well anyways, I pop on here occasionally and if you ever have trouble with that time on the month, spill everything (whats up with these puns?) and this FRIENDLY struggling community will help you out. (Men are invited to spam their rage on how our cramps effect them. If you bleed for 7 days straight, will you survive? I didn't think so.)

Now remember, we're here to support and give opinions and advice for our fellow chica's! 


Good luck out there :))

xoxo
TOT