Hey, I'm your period.
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Taken by @TheOfficialPad <3
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I hope you find my service satisfactory.
I'll be sure to come at an unexpected moment when @TheOfficialPad or @TheOfficialTampon is not with you. There's also a 100% guarantee of relentless pain and agony with a pinch of rollercoaster-like emotions! I'll also be sure to stop the bleeding after about 5 days (that way you'll think I'm gone for the month and you can get comfortable), then unexpectedly return the next day in the middle of a church sermon when you're wearing that new dress.
Are you pregnant or did I forget? That's for you to find out ;)
Love ya! < 3
- Your vageegee
- JoinedNovember 27, 2018
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TheOfficialPeriod
Sep 26, 2019 09:59PM
Everyone hating on me but I’m just validation that you not preggers (;View all Conversations