The_Official_Cheezus
ADHD GO BURRRRRRR
The_Official_Cheezus
The_Official_Cheezus
⋆୭˚♡‧₊˚ ⋆ I FEEL LIKE A FEM QUEEN ⋆୭˚♡‧₊˚ ⋆ YOU'LL NEVER FEEL LIKE ME ⋆୭˚♡‧₊˚ ⋆
The_Official_Cheezus
y'all... it's wild that there are people on this app who don't even know that there wasn't always liking comments. i'm not even old, but i feel all the years i've been on here suddenly.
The_Official_Cheezus
i would like to say that i don't think i've even been here that long, but it's been a few years
The_Official_Cheezus
i love him. (i'm delusional and have had a crush for two days) I love our thoughtful conversations. (i thanked him for handing me a piece of paper) We're so in love. (he doesn't know my name)
The_Official_Cheezus
copy and paste if you have to or type it. i made art
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10VONGl1cS4Dj0KU7Dsqmsldl1a8zKP0pRUCdN_pf_zs/edit?usp=sharing
The_Official_Cheezus
y'all is it just me or are y'all having trouble too? because it takes me me six tries just to open wattpad and then it says it has trouble when i do anything.
My_exhaustedpatience
@The_Official_Cheezus You aren't the only one, it woulsnt let me sign in for the longest time. I just deleted the app and installed it again and it worked
The_Official_Cheezus
I did not abandon my followers. I was in the woods without electricity.... or running water.... or bathrooms
Crazy_bookworm32
Hello cheezus. I have a few questions regarding you and the religion you’ve created. If you could answer as many as you wish it would be gratefully appreciated!
How does one join your religion and what is it called?
Do follows have to be baptized at a certain age? If so, how and when?
Are there books such as holy scriptures regarding your religion that i Can read?
Who is the devil and what is he referred to as in your religion?
Are you married?
How old are you?
Will you marry me?
Crazy_bookworm32
@The_Official_Cheezus well i found a ring in the woods awhile ago. Would that suffice as a wedding ring?
The_Official_Cheezus
@Crazy_bookworm32 sorry i'm so late. i was in the woods with no electricity for a while. 1. if you say you're this religion then you are, no extra steps. it's called Chrispianity. (yes like crispy chips) 2. if you eat a piece of cheese at any age it equals being baptized . 3. i'm currently updating my commandments 4. PROCESSED CHEESE :( 5. No (maybe? i "married" my lesbian best friend and i'm a guy so not really). 6. immortal (In my teens) 7. if you're up for it
The_Official_Cheezus
in case anyone was wondering, yes, Cheezus is a swiftie and excited that in five days the best taylor's version comes out
The_Official_Cheezus
I'm back
The_Official_Cheezus
@Voldemort_ButaGurl i am. i realised the world wasn't sinful enough and came back. i left because people were falsely worshiping processed cheese. That shits fake. Don't do processed cheese, kids.
