Zia Tamimi

Oh hey, didn't see ya there. Nice to meet you. My name is Fangirl McTears. If you're looking for bad fanfiction, sad fanfiction, or original sad fiction, you've come to the right place. I am not a professional author, or a mature author. I am an immature author, which is the best type of author in my opinion. But it also means that I can't manage more that Twilight levels of writing. I apologize in advance for what your eyes will be subjected to. If you choose to stay of course. If not, then congrats. You made the right decision. If you really hate yourself, consider following me. Then you'll be updated every time I rise from the depths of the ocean and gift you with a chapter. Which is once every thousand years. Although be warned, reading any of my stories might give you a brain aneurysm. I am personally not responsible for any deaths caused by reading my works.
A few things to know about me: My favorite color is pizza. My favorite food is green. I enjoy reading movies and watching books. My biggest fear is losing everyone I love... Just kidding! It's cows. And finally, Neil Gaiman is the best author ever, and if you don't agree, you're wrong. Anyways, that was fun, but now, I need to go. I've got a Hydra to slay. Until next time! Bye!