Loki

First post, woot.

As such, I’ll introduce myself and put my incredibly riveting, incredibly irrelevant biographical blah blah blah here.

(Too many people tell me that my bio makes them laugh. That’s probably because my life is a joke. CREY.)

Salaam!

Hullo. I have a name, and that name is Mouknerys Stormborn of House Targaryen! Well, not really, it’s actually Mouktar. But everyone calls me Moukie, hence the URL of my personal blog, moukies. I also go by Mr. Smiles, but apparently that’s a pedophile name. :[ I’m an April baby, back in the 90’s. I also happen to be pretty fucking mentally unstable. My friends will attest to that. :D

I’m Somali, born in Canada, 5’6”  #teamverticallychallenged), Adele fanboy, horror junkie, Resident Evil, Devil May Cry, and a whole bunch more.

Fun-loving guy (lol generic descriptions), articulate and full-out grammar nazi. x cept wen i liek 2 tyep liek diz n confawrm. Excuse my lack of etiquette, or giving a damn. I’m just not that kind of guy. Plus, it would make my literary work that much harder to read. It’s already pretty much unintelligible.

I enjoy writing fictional stories, as you’ll probably figure out if you follow me. I adore Adele, and while I can’t sing worth a damn, that doesn’t stop me from belting out her songs, usually in the showers, as well as many other tunes.

I’ve been told I’m pretty funny. I usually respond by posting a picture of Dolores Umbridge and telling them “One musn’t tell lies” while chuckling at my own wit. Humour is a great way to express yourself, but too much and you’ll feel like that clown whose tears are shed behind that mask of happiness. Trust me, I know.

Anything that’s slipped my mind, just ask!