chicken burrito

OKAY! THAT IS IT! THIS IS THE FINAL STRAAAaAaAaaAAaAAaAaW!! YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES. . . THAT RuUuINeEeD SONIC FOReVeR! CaAaN'T YoOoU SeEe ThAAaT? *intence breathing* WHAT THE FREAK ARE YOU GUYS DOING!! I'M TIRED OF ALL YOU FRICKS!!! I'm so freaking mad, and i am sO frEakin mAd, i mean, you guys, you guys have officially made me LoOoSE MY MAaAaARrRrBLESsSssSss!!!!! THIS. IS. A *throws chair* NIGHTMAAAARrRrrrrRrE! YOU FREAKIN FRICKS!! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN? WHeEeN WiLL YoOoU LeEaArN THAaAT YOoOUR AaACTIONS HAaAVE CONSEeEQUENCcCESsSsS.
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Chris is that a weed?!?

No this is a crayon-

 I'm calling the police!!

*dials 911 on microwave*

 911 what's your emergency?

*confusion*
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Hey how are those chickens strips?  
FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!
 fUcK yA cHiCkEn StRiPs!
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So I'm sitting there barbecue sauce on my titties
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*Brother shooting gun in the house* 
THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU!
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Wife: who are you talking too??
Husband: uhh.. it's Jake from State farm? *Wispers* that sounds like a really good deal
Wife: JAKE from State farm at 3 in the morning *takes phone* WHO IS THIS?
Husband: it's Jake from State farm..
Wife: what are you wearing JAKE from State farm?
Jake From state farm: uhh khakis
Wife: she sounds hideous
Husband: well she's a guy soooo
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O-O-O-O'REILLYYYY... AUTO PARTS OW!
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There's only one thing worse than a rapist, Boom.

A child!

*gasp* NO....
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*Guy talking in a really high voice*
what the fuck is up Kyle.
No what did you say dude, what the FUCK dude. step the FUCK up kyle 
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so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? 

. . . Happy birthday?-

*smashes glass on face*

BITCH!
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We all die you either kill yourself or get killed 
    *Starts dancing*
whatcha gonna do?
 whAtcha gonna do?
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Bitch gonna step on my fucking toe bitch with those fucking cowgirl fucking boots bitch       DISGUSTANG 
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