how u write a book?

*cough*

? : okay. So imma ask you a couple questions and all you have to do is answer them truthfully. Think you can do that?

me : ...am I supposed to answer that truthfully or should I just say yes-

? : first question! If you were given the death penalty, what would your last meal be?

me : wow uh... some question to start off with. Probably something from chipotle. Then I'd have explosive diarrhea everywhere, the cops would be forced to come in and help me out and then I get the chance to escape. 

? : ...um, nice answer! Second question, what do you want etched into your tombstone?

me : oh I think about this a lot! I'd want "died from writer's block" in big capital letters.

? : terrific...? Well, have you ever used an Ouija board? If so what happened?

me : ...

? : hullo? You okay?

me : *glazed over look*

? : you know what, next question! Do you have a hunch about the way that you will die-

me : she's coming. She's coming for me.

? : who? What? Who's coming for you?

me : ...

? : um... fourth question? Did you ever call upon Blood Mary? If so, what did happened? What did she do? How did she say she was going to kill you?

me : she's coming... she's close. She's going to kill me.

? : I'm not sure what you're talking about...

me : she's almost here... she's...

? : ...

me : she's...

? : ...

me : she's got me trapped.

? : s̸o̸ w̸e̸ m̸e̸e̸t̸ a̸g̸a̸i̸n̸...