ichosemyusername

Okay. Sorry, I kind of went MIA (missing in action). Life's been a little hectic outside of my Google Docs and I needed some time to deal with all that real stuff that isn't made up in my mind during some God-for-saken hours. 
          	
          	Anyways, I'm back to writing. Woohoo! I know most people don't care but for those who do... Well, now you know!
          	
          	Some of my already started pieces, as in all.., are kind of on hold. Sorry! I get these ideas then forget to complete them before I start writing. Mega oops.
          	But! Not to worry! For I am creating new pieces that are.. I don't even know. I'm a writer and I can't even think of a word to describe my own work. AY! How the English language is failing me! Or I am failing it. Not sure.. Could go either way.
          	Now I'll let you all get back to your lives.. After one joke I know my dear friends would love to hear again.
          	
          	I have a tiny book. I'm wearing a sweatshirt. I stick the book into the pocket of my sweatshirt. I ask a friend what I have. I pull it out and say, "I've got a pocket book!" Then they all groan, trying to suppress their amused smiles. Because I'm just that great. Kidding! (ish)

ichosemyusername

Okay. Sorry, I kind of went MIA (missing in action). Life's been a little hectic outside of my Google Docs and I needed some time to deal with all that real stuff that isn't made up in my mind during some God-for-saken hours. 
          
          Anyways, I'm back to writing. Woohoo! I know most people don't care but for those who do... Well, now you know!
          
          Some of my already started pieces, as in all.., are kind of on hold. Sorry! I get these ideas then forget to complete them before I start writing. Mega oops.
          But! Not to worry! For I am creating new pieces that are.. I don't even know. I'm a writer and I can't even think of a word to describe my own work. AY! How the English language is failing me! Or I am failing it. Not sure.. Could go either way.
          Now I'll let you all get back to your lives.. After one joke I know my dear friends would love to hear again.
          
          I have a tiny book. I'm wearing a sweatshirt. I stick the book into the pocket of my sweatshirt. I ask a friend what I have. I pull it out and say, "I've got a pocket book!" Then they all groan, trying to suppress their amused smiles. Because I'm just that great. Kidding! (ish)