phoenixright

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/      psa     :      wright is a lethally stupid dumbass

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/      that is all
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edgeyworth

/    OBJECTION    !    /     *    the prosecutor says aloud   ,,    pale hands slamming onto the podium before him as he shouts at the defense attorney across the room    *    that question has nothing to do with the matter at hand    !    you have no right to question my witness on a personal matter irrelevant to the case    —    !    *    he picks up the files on the desk  ,   his free hand gesturing to the files in his hand    *    according to these files  ,   she has no connection to th    —    *    his words are covered   ,,    not by the roar of the jury or the judge's gavel  ,   but by the distant tremor of the courtroom around them.   the sound is enough to interrupt the prosecutor's train of thought    —    &   at this point  ,   he doesn't even know if anyone else is speaking  ,   for his own thoughts overpower his surroundings.   another tremor follows the one prior  ,   this one much more predominant than the one before.   it causes the greynet to place the files down  ,   hands gripping onto the edge of the podium before him.   the jury seems to finally notice the tremors  ,   &   just as someone speaks on it  ,   another shake occurs.   &   instead of there being a time of stillness after it  ,   more tremors come    —    each one after another.   the voice of a female jury member cries out  ,   members of the jury going to scramble in their seats.   it's probably a mild one    —    5.0 at most    —    so there's no true danger for the people in doors  ,   however  ,   it doesn't matter to him.   his body still locks up  ,   nails digging into the podium   &   eyes squeezing close.   his knees are trembling  ,   &   he feels like he could fall over.   where is gumshoe    ?    he usually provides reassurance in these times.   he's probably holding a witness   ,,    which is nothing miles can be upset at.   but it means he has to go through this alone    —   ;    throat tight  ,   chest heavy  ,   &   alone.    *

edgeyworth

*    he doesn't know how long they had sat there before phoenix moved his arms    —   ,,    nor how long miles had sat    /    in    /    his arms  ,   but he did    ..    &   perhaps it was due to reason he was nearly in hysterics   ,,    but he let him do it.   they stayed like that for moments more  ,   all until the earthquake had seemingly passed   &   the ground ceased shaking.   there may have been a few aftershocks here   &   there  ,   but luckily  ,   they were too small to notice.   now   ,,    came the hard part.   the hard part of recovering from the incident as if nothing had happened.   he heard the defense attorney's question   ,,    &   almost immediately   ,,   shame   &   color flooded his face    *    of course  ,   i'm alright.    *    he ignored how his words were still softer than usual  ,   &   opened his eyes    —    gaze intentionally avoiding the other   *    why wouldn't i be    ?    *    he didn't give the ravenet much time to answer  ,   for he was shoving the other's arms away from his frail being  ,   &   speaking once more    *    i don't need your sympathy  ,   wright.   nor do i need your reassurance.  so  ,   move.    *    miles   ,,    quit lying.   you do need those    ..    &   the way you're clearly still shaken up from the earthquake is proof of that.   he braces a pale hand against the wooden podium  ,   pulling himself up   &   to his feet   ,,    trying his best to smooth out the wrinkles in his suit   &   regain the previous confidence his form had.   yet no matter how hard he tries  ,,    he comes up short    *     you need to go find ms.  fey   ,,    make sure she's okay.   you've wasted too much time here already.
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phoenixright

he shakes his head at the sudden intrusive thoughts   ,      leveling out his game plan before inevitably moving an arm over the huddled up male      ,,       bringing him close enough to the point his other arm reflectively moved around him.     phoenix closes his eyes then  ,      mocking the others movements until the floor boards are calm   ,      noting that the earthquake had passed safely.     *     ,,      hey    —      you alright      ?
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phoenixright

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@edgeyworth
                  *      phoenix never realized how     /     spacious    /     the podiums were until he decided to sit under one.      with a friend.      while an earthquake went on.      it seemed that   ,      even with the current circumstances     &     how serious everything seemed     (     especially since edgeworth  ,      one of the most pretentious  ,     stone cold assholes he knows  ,     is currently freaking the fuck out.     )       ,     his brain could still check out far enough to the point where    ;      his thoughts don’t seem to really     /    matter.     /     seriously  ,     phoenix.    stop staring at the dented mahogany     &     focus on your good friend edgeworth.     *       right  ,     right     —     ` m sorry    ..     i just had to snap you out of it     !       you didn’t seem like you were    ,,     in there.     *     he gestures vaguely to the prosecutors head  ,     gently nudging his crown with his two index fingers   ,      before retracting them to hug at his legs.     he could feel the wrinkles of his suit starting to firm up  ,     but  ,      it wasn’t important.    at least  ,     not while the building shook.     *      sorry.      *      the shakes at this point were nonexistent   ,      but the occasional rumble still accompanied their hushed breaths.     why were they whispering     ?       it’s not like an earthquake could hear them.     or more so  ,     judge their conversation.     (      it’s not about the earthquake judging you  ,      you idiot.     it’s about focusing on calming miles     —     )      
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SMOLCURIOUSKITTY

"What are those little spiky things on your head? They look cool!"

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@phoenixright 
            She watches him curiously and chuckles, nodding a bit at him. "Yes those little things!" She said, blinking as he talks about how spiky his hair was. "Its your hair? Aigoo, how does it do that?" She asks curiously and smiles at him. "They look really cool and I wanna poke them!" She happily exclaims, jumping a bit on her tip toes. "May I poke them? Please? What prosecutor? You mean Edgey?" She asked curiously, chuckling as he thanks her. "Welcome lovely!"
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phoenixright

@SMOLCURIOUSKITTY
                  “   the    ..     spiky things on my    ,,     OH    !    ”     for a moment   ,     he seems confused   ,     a hand going to slick his gelled back locks before pausing in place.      /    obviously    /     she had meant his hair    ..     “    well   ,,      it’s my hair  ,     of course     !     my signature do    —     one that  ,     mind you  ,     the prosecution hates.     ”     he was speaking mostly of miles.    “     cool     ?     wait    ..     really     ?    that’s a first     !     thank you     !     ”
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edgeyworth

*    another day  ,   another case    ..    another case lost  ,   that is.   everyone who entered   &   exited the courtroom knew to avoid the prosecutor's past after the verdict was made.   grey eyes were alight with anger   ,,    pale fists clenched at his sides   ,,    &   lips down turned into a frown heavier than his usual ones.   he had lost the case due to the harsh pressing of his witnesses    (    the tatic used often by the defense attorney    )    &   he couldn't help but be angry at such a defeat.   usually after a defeat this bad on a case this easy  ,   people would stay out of his way.   but miles could tell by the tap on the shoulder of his suit that this wasn't the case    *    /    now  ,   what    ?    /    have you come to boast about your    /    exquisite    /    victory    ?

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*    briskly following after the other     (    while also secretly thanking whatever god was out there for letting him tag along     )     phoenix smiles  ,     pushing the large courtroom doors open for the other before stepping out     ;      a sudden feeling of deja vu coming over him.     he walks until he’s right next to miles   ,    eyes flickering over to the stairs with a frown.     *     pfft     —     technically  ,     it doesn’t really matter  ,     right     ?     defense  ,     prosecution    ..     we’re all lawyers at the end of the day.     being in one division or the other shouldn’t matter so much.      &      what floor do you work on     ?      i wanna get my quads ready before i inevitably die     —    *     forget everything you know about phoenix’s legs.    if miles goes up the stairs everyday instead of taking the elevator    (    which looked rather appealing to the tired attorney    —    but   ,    he’s quict to shake the thought off     )     then he    /    must    /    have better legs then him.    m u s t.     *
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phoenixright

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                  whatever you say  ,     edge.     *    phoenix wasn’t going to stop.     whether it be on purpose or accident  ,     he was sure that    /    eventually    /     —     the words    ‘    miles you’re hot    ’    were going to come up again.     it wasn’t his fault   ,     he swore it   !      *      eh    ,,     the most i can remember is hanging out with you     &     larry twenty   -   four   -   seven.    nothing much there.     &     i have plenty of reasons to smile when ` m on the job     !     for example  ,      trucy’s always trying to pull flowers out from her hat     —     &    sometimes  ,     if i remember to hide a few in there  ,     she pulls them out    &     congratulates me on a win     !     it’s like    ,     the sweetest sight in the    /    world    /     edge     !     she’s just so precious   ,     hhng    ..     plus  ,     it’s the perfect thing to end off on after a long day.     *     he could talk about his daughter all day  ,    man.    she is   LITERALLY   baby.     *      we’re not all master attorneys like you   ,     miles.     but  ,     it’s good to keep that in mind i guess.     just in case i have to get holed up for thirty something hours until i can go home     &    nap     ..     god.     i could use a nap.    
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edgeyworth

please do me a favor   &   never say that again.    *    miles didn't even know why some of the things phoenix said still surprised him    —    he spoke his mind.   no matter how    /    stupid    /    the things his wind thought up were.    *    i    —    you don't    ?    they're quite hard to forget.    *    his younger years were indeed something    —    something both positive   &   negative.    *    you do remember correctly.   &   yes  ,   i did    —    only because i had things to smile about.   people nowadays don't seem to give me many reasons to smile   ,,   ;    but that's normal  ,   considering our line of work.   *    miles could count all of the times he genuinely smiled during a trial on one hand    —   ;    of course  ,   he had his smug smirks every now   &   then  ,   but they had never been something holding genuine joy.    *    ah  ,   i see.   i can assume that  you both aren't quite used to attending so many trials a day.   i wish i could say over the years the numbers lessen  ,   but i've had up to ten in less than thirty   -   six hours.   however  ,   you'll get used to it.   yes    —    no rest for the    /    wicked    /    ;     doesn't apply to you  ,    *    wicked    ?    describing phoenix wright    ?    everyone in the courtroom knew that wasn't possible.    *    you want to walk me back to my office    ?    in the prosecutor's division    ?    bold moves for a defense attorney  ,   wright.   however  ,   it's quite late    —    i doubt anyone will give you a hassle.   so   ,,    i'll accept your offer.
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ganqingkisser

this is hot   :0

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if you pull the   '  no u '  card one more fucking time i will end you .
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brainwashinqs

* / well  . 

phoenixright

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            /     ??    i literally talked to jared about this before   ??   you even  ??    watched   ????????????
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streaminqs

* / shut up i had the idea first you fool . 
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