Charlie

*starts violently singing I’m Back by Eminem*

Magnus sidles up to Charlie
          Magnus: bitch

APOLLO IS A THOT, PASS IT ON
          
          Add this to your profile to piss off the thottiest god of them all!
          
          Paste this onto the message boards of your friends - reblog to annoy the FUCK out of Apollo. If they don’t do the same they don’t think he’s a thot and are therefore inferior. 
          
          PS: ZEUS IS ALSO A THOT

APOLLO IS A THOT PASS IT ON. 
          
          Add this to your profiles to piss of the thot-iest god of all of them, and that includes Zeus!
          
          Paste this onto the message boards of some of your friends - reblog to annoy the FUCK out of Apollo. If they dont do the same, they don’t think that he’s a thot and are therefore inferior. 
          
          PSA: ZEUS IS ALSO A THOT. 

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          Once you get this award, paste it onto the message boards of eight people who deserve it, just to remind them of how brilliant they are. 
          
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Anyone on???

Greetings, my child. I am adopting you to the family of Hearthstone. I have pretty loose policies when it comes to things that most parents are strict about  - such as screen time, dating, murder, and curfew. I don’t believe in physically disciplining my children or grounding them, or enslaving them and forcing them to earn enough gold to cover the hide of the beast that killed their brother, while brainwashing them to believe that they are inferior due to a disability that they have no control over and making them pay for their meals and kindness from me until ultimately turning into a dragon and trying to kill them. 
          Welcome to the family, dear. 
          Xoxo
          Hearthstone 

I. Love. Plants. They are awesome and I just love them!

EXCUSE ME CHARLIE WHAT IS YOUR BACKGROUND PICTURE?

I IS LONLEY!