SmilEyEmily

Hey! It's ME! 

I'm weird. Over thinker. lame. funny. nasty. I don't care. I'm a closet/lazy writer and hopeless romantic. Most importantly, I'm a contradiction. I change my mind all the time. So expect it. 

monologues, analogies, imagery, and short excerpts. I'm good at editing. ("I'll Protect You" by orangechicken) read anything on my 'FAVES' list. i love and recommend them all.

I believe in the ole pen to paper, but I also believe in saving time and hand cramps. So I type sometimes. Bad writing is cringe-worthy. Unoriginality is shameful. Second-hand embarrassment is real. I have potty mouth tendencies. It's not an issue. I'm just simply stating it. 

I believe opposites attract, ignorance is bliss, intelligence is sexy. sleep is sacred, there is beauty in most anything, all is fair in love and war. you make your own destiny. Love conquers all. Moderation is key. But crazy is beautiful. I'm the vindictive type. There is a time for everything. There may not always be a happy ending. That's just life. Shit happens. It's the moments that we live for. Pocketful of sunshine= good omen. Making wishes on dandelions. Sunsets on the horizon. I love laughing, and making others laugh too.  #CuriousByNature #leatherboundbooks #orgasm #bookgasm

I love agent/spy stuff. I especially love all the gadgets, hidden compartments, and secret getaways. Martial arts. Tbh I spend too much time watching movies n shows. Saturday is my day of rest. My sleep is precious to me. It's an unspoken rule. Do not to bother me before noon PST. #SleepsThroughAPOCALYPSE

WARNING!!!
I love all my pieces of work just as much as my sleep, if not more. DON'T steal anything from me. Plagiarism is an ugly crime. I worked hard trying to create something beautiful. If I happen to spark inspiration to any one of my lovely readers; don't be afraid to message me. I want to read it. :P and if you have any questions regarding anything pm me. I reserve all judgements/rights/sentences until resolved.