Writer. Artist. Semi-functioning Workaholic.

There isn't much else to sum me up besides I don't like pineapple on pizza (but you do you) and Tobey Maguire will always be my spidey (but Tom Holland can get it).

All my books are not fully edited, and I started writing when I was 14 which was a decade ago... so you can say the evolution on my writing goes crazy. Read for the humor and stay for the occasional cringe. Join by following me to become one of my amazing readers I like to call my lovelies.

As The Doctor stated, in 900 years of time and space, I've never met anybody who wasn't important.

So if anyone hasn't told you this yet, you're important, your time is important, and any book you read of mine means the world to me.

Common Questions I'll quickly answer...

-Yes I'm Kenyan (Kikuyu), and extend a sincere welcome to all my fellow Kenyans who stumble upon my work. Don't tell the elders now ;)
-The check marks in the title of my works mean they're complete
-BWWM stands for Black Woman White Man, I do still write interracial stories, I just haven't written a heterosexual interracial story in a little bit
-I don't have a schedule for anything unless I'm getting paid for it. Chapters get written and books get done whenever the universe sees fit. If y'all don't f*ck with that, run me a check. Biz email is down below
-My astrology: Gemini Sun, Scorpio Moon, Libra Rising
-ENTJ
-Ravenclaw, but it's still f*ck JK Rowling till I die (and while the shit she said about trans folks was complete dog shit, I'm pissed off with how comfortable this woman is at just lying unprovoked about her writing. Like JK Rowling doesn't even remember what's in her own books anymore at this point)

Also, I swear a lot both in my books and in real life. We're working on it.

alright I'm done, now lets have some fun :)

My Snapchat: monkeypolice101
My YouTube: NoSpellCheck
Biz Inquiries: wambuiiimuiruriii@gmail.com

Latest YouTube video: https://youtu.be/f5ab0VOmyHk

••
  • JoinedJuly 18, 2014



Last Message
wambuimuiruriii wambuimuiruriii Oct 01, 2024 12:09PM
Hi lovelies! So I’ve been asked this a lot, but I’m thinking of getting some fully edited books on Amazon. 1. Are y’all interested?2. Which books would you like to see/potentially purchase first if...
View all Conversations

Stories by Wambui Muiruri
I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman (MxM)⚣ by wambuimuiruriii
I Did Not Have Sexual Relations Wi...
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman." - The first time Don Whittaker heard those infam...
Derek ⚣ ✓ by wambuimuiruriii
Derek ⚣ ✓
This story starts out with me in jail... and ends with me in jail. But that's sort of suitable for a story ab...
+20 more
The Artist's Amour (BWWM) ✓ by wambuimuiruriii
The Artist's Amour (BWWM) ✓
You know when you were younger and they told you that you could be whoever you wished to be? You could grow u...
ranking #1 in draw See all rankings
2 Reading Lists