Jess

Zayn's cum is my moisturizer

lemme be honest with everyone, one direction fuckin ruined my life so fuck them bc I'm a sinful child and I'm going to hell bc of them. fuck you one direction. Also in 2012 they looked like a pair of fuckin leabians.

I want Louis to massage my boob bc why tf not ya know? Also Louis' jawline can cut a cherry, more specifically mine. And his ass is beautiful so Kim needs to fuck off bc Louis ass is better. his ass is so beautiful that I might just move in.

if I ever date Harry styles and you little evaporation piece of shits think its a setup, then I'll take a picture of me sucking his dick. now let's see who's the last laugh.

since Niall is always hungry, according to directioners in fanfictions, he can just eat my booty like groceries. maybe it'll fill him up ya know ( ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)

Liam should strip that down so I can see what's up if you know what I mean ( ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°) and our clothes should be on that bedroom floor too and should get low and do his thing ... ( ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)

Ariana grande is my fuckin mother. my pussy is lesbian for her.

lady gaga is a boss ass bitch and needs to become the president bc #fuckdonaldtrump

now I hope you guys have a great life bc I sure damn won't :')

P.S Can these bitches come back ? It's been over 18 months and like they really just lied to us ?! :,) 

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(P.S.S) I'll never delete my bio, my 13 year old self was wildin and spillin facts

(P.S.S.S) its 2023, and I still haven't erased my bio lmao. 13 year old me was wylin, she was truly ahead of her time. She was THE moment.