Sorry for not posting I'm running out of ideas quickly but ye le go
S:wooh!
About time we see this universe!
R: what do you mean what makes this universe so special
J: I'll give you his nickname...A-J or as he likes to be called the crimson fucker
Y: whoa what did he do to deserve a name like that
B: wait what's his name though
J: he goes by alucard but his real name is Jaune alucard
B:... Alucard is Dracula backwards isn't it
J/S/E:... The fact that you know this terrifies us
E:4nyvvh0 l3t'$ $e3 h!m r3l34se 100% 0f h!s p0w3r
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Just so you know I am not going to be doing the corrupt 'God'over the megaphone because I can barely understand what he's saying so we're just going to fast forward to the whole alucard riding a fucking ship to the battle
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G: ms. Xiao long report... and e-explain
Y: base is secure everyone's dead ate pip full-fledged vampire now
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W: whose pip
S/J: someone exclusive to this universe
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C(I think we all know what the C stands for if you don't then you obviously don't know who team cardinal is): and you're going to die a full-fledged vampire, it's a shame your blood sugar daddy won't be here to see it.
*Suddenly in the distance everyone here is a strange song out of nowhere coming from the ship that Jaune was on*
A-J: well well well I leave for one day and the Catholics are crusading, while the Nazis are invading
Cardin it's only been two days but it feels like years, and you ...ummm how are... I want to say Neptune cardin what's this guy's name
???:*grunt*
A-J: oh better watch out for *grunt*
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W: are you... serious this is what you have a singing Arc being a smart-ass was this really that important
J: wiess shut up and keep watching
W:tch
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W: ALUCAAAAAARD!
A-J:WHAAT!
W: RELEASE RESTRAINT LEVEL-
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W: well would you look at that apparently this version of you follows my orders as it should be
S: I wouldn't be so sure most of the time he just ignores your orders and does what he wants unless it's very important or you bribe him
J: yeah A-J is known for his insubordination
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???: Now hold your horses, I don't know who y'all think you are but my name's Jeff Forster the South Carolina Baptist convent-
A-J:*shushes him*do you hear that
???: Do I hear wha-*dies*
A-J: musta just been the wind
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S/J:*losing their shit and dying of laughter*
R: brutal*in a disgusted tone*
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W: fuck it dropping the formalities, alucaard go for a walk
A-J:*exhales*when Hope is gone, undo this lock, and send me forth on a moonlit walk release restraint level... Zero
*A fight commences as the screen face to Black with the sounds of carnage in the background*
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S: any questions
W: yeah what did I mean by go on a walk
J:*smirks*when Hope is gone, undo this lock, and send me forth, on a moonlit walk. what your other self was telling him was you don't need to hold back, essentially telling him that he could massacre the masses to his heart's content.
W:*shocked that her other self would give him such horrible permission*
J: oh relax if it makes you feel better the only reason she is able to tell him to do such things is because he serves her as a bodyguard and as a servant
Of the hellsing administration
_______________________________________sorry if this is bad I wrote this on a whim so give me feedback yada yada yada you know the drill have a good year and I hope 2021 isn't as bad as 2020 fingers crossed at least so until next time
YOU ARE READING
exploring the alternate au's of jaune Arc
Fanfictionthis is inspired by the work of epsilon6666 so before you read this show his work some appreciation
