Top 5 Countdown (The Final Season)

Slanty's Revenge Parts 1 of 5

Okay see you guys next ti-

THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME YOU PUNK!

.......what the hell was that?

You know who I am, you think blipping me out of existence was going to kill me?

Slanty Word Guy?

*LIGHTNING BOOM*

The One and Only!

I thought I killed you, well past me Killed You?

Yeah but unfortunately that wasn't enough since Past You Thought Up Me Anyway! You don't think Endgame Time Travel Rules Apply Here?

This is why I hate Paradoxes.

Anyway I am here, for my revenge!

Uh, Xander, Remember when I tried to warn yah about something back in the Top 5 Forgotten Cartoon Network Movies?

Vaguely why do y- *QUACK* DAMN YOU FIREBREATHER!

HA! Wow, your more easily distracted than I remember!

Hey it's not my fault i have the attention span of a-

*Butterfly flies past Xander*

Oh look at that!

Whatever asshat, I'm finally getting my revenge on yah.

Don't call me asshat!

He was talking to me UWD!

*Glances at UWD*

So your that stooge Xander uses as a Idiotic Side Character?

I don't know the meaning of that word.

Idiotic?

No Side!

*Quack*

Hey I like having a Cohost for crap like this. Like a local morning news show host.

SHUT UP!

*Pins Xander Against the Wall with a robotic tentacle*

When did you get this?

Oh I made my ways through the Dark Space Market. Gave myself a few Upgrades.

So you're a cyborg now?

Does this make me Beast Boy or Robin?

WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?!

What do you want Slanty? Money? Fame? Fairy GodParents?

Oh you know what I want! You GONE!

What?!

For years I was your punching bag!

I don't remember that much, i just remember you taking over my Top 5 on April Fools Day and Deadpool Killed yah!

Exactly, Luckily it was easy to take care of the first culprit.

*FLASHBACK NOISE*

*Outside Disney Headquarters*

Your Problem Now! *Throws Deadpool over Gate*

DEADPOOL: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*FLASHBACK OVER*

I had a feeling it was a bad idea to put that restraining order on him.