Top 5 Countdown (The Final Season)

Slanty's Revenge Part 4 of 5

The Space Formally Known as, "xanderwrites headquarters," is now know as Slantys Inferno Room, A Scummy Villainy Club for the Scummy and Villainy.

Unfortunately for Slanty, no one goes there but him, Fortunately for Slanty, no one but him goes there.

"Aaaaahhhhh, this is the life," said Slanty as he sat on his throne with a Drink in his hand.

Slanty takes a sip of his drink.

"Ah Nothing Like Wasabi and Fresca in the Afternoon," said Slanty, "Man I have weird taste in drinks."

*BOOM*

"What the fuck?" Slanty asked.

*BOOM* A hole was formed in the wall, a shadowy figure is shown in a bed of smoke.

"Who are you?" Slanty asked.

The smoke clears to reveal-

"Your worst nightmare!" Xander exclaimed.

"What?! I thought i sent you to the Whacko Realm?" Slanty asked.

"Okay first of all, with a name like Whacko Realm, it suddenly made a lot more sense where i was," said Xander, "Secondly-"

Xander pulls out a sword.

"IT'S OVER SLANTY," Xander Exclaimed.

"Oh so you think," said Slanty.

Slanty snaps his fingers.

"Minion!" Slanty Exclaimed.

"Who are you, Gru?" Xander asked.

Just then, a Figure where a Helmet Emerges, this figure turns out to be-

"Underline Word Dude?" Xander asked.

"He ain't UWD anymore," said Slanty, "He is now my Undead Henchman! My U.H. if you will?"

"You named it Uh?" Xander asked.

"Coming from the Same Idiot that came up with the Names, 'Slanted Word Guy,' 'Underline Word Dude,' and Waddles' Girlfriend, 'Waddlina'," said Slanty.

"Fair Enough," said Xander.

"Face it Stupido," said Slanty, "there's only 2 of us and one of you."

*Horse's Neigh can be heard off in the distance*

A Masked Figure on a stead walk into battle.

The figure removes the mask to reveal the figure and Stead were none other than rewrite and Sparky.

"Clearly Someone Doesn't know how to count," said Rewrite.

"Oh Come On," said Slanty, "Pfft, No Matter I ain't afraid to go after a Fake Horse. But, a girl, that is iffy."