Jorobe X Vegan teacher a (HOT) fan fiction

OMG PREGEEEGANANANT

TW: talking about puke and other stuff like that, if you are sensitive to anything gross please click off this story, just a reminder this is a joke.

Vegan teacher POV:
I felt something creamy in my stomach, mmmmmm cottage cheese I thought.

But then I realized I had to go throw up, I ran to the bathroom and I couldn't hold it so I threw up everywhere.

It was chunky, crusty, musty, tasted like mustard, felt like I was puking out hot cheetos, dusty, rusty, lusty, susty, austy, zusty. My throat hurt so much that I died and came back to life immediately after.

A few hours later

Oh no I have to puke again, I ran at full speed, my legs were hurting so bad but I kept running, I ran so fast that the flash got jealous and my legs turned into rats and ran away.

I finally got to the bathroom and started vomiting violently. Something was off about this so I called the hospital.

I teleported to the hospital and the doctor immediately said I'm preeeggagaggantatatatatatatattatat.
"OMG! I HAVE TO TELL JOROBE!" I said

I called JOrOBE and told him, he was so mad that he was happy.

TO BE CONTINUED...