BIG POOPIES

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After about 11037 years I had to do a big fat chunky bulky poop, I rushed to the toilet and started squeezing out the giant turd, I was having the biggest crap of my life.

I was crying because the poopies were hurting so bad and my buttocks were on fire!
I pushed hard like I was giving birth then the poopie finally came out of my butt cheeks.
I was so happy but when I went to eat my poo like I usually do there I saw jorobe and Bella!

I slapped Bella and I said IM DIN DONE BREAKING UP WITH YOU FAT CHUNKY BELLA! then I threw her in the lake then ran away.

I ran back to jorobe and he was covered in poopies. So I licked the poop off of him then said
OMG JOROBE IM DIN DONE SO SORRY FOR EATING YOU THEN CRAPPIEING YOU OUT!!!

He said OMG ITS DIN DONE OKAY YOURE SO SEXSEA AND I COULDNT RESIST YOUR SEXSEA VEGAN BODY.

so then we made Out and jorobe kneeled to the ground and said
WILL YOU MARRY ME!?
I said YES YES YES YES!
Then he dropped the ring in dog poopies and ate the dog poopies.

BUT HE ACCIDENTALLY ATE THE RING!!! 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

I said JOROBE HOW COULD YOU EAT THE RING

And he said NO DONT WORRY ILL POOP IT OUT

Then he pooped the ring out and licked the poo (I'm sorry this is just getting gross)

So then we made out

Jorobe X Vegan teacher a (HOT) fan fiction Onde histórias criam vida. Descubra agora