a/n: hello everyone i'm happy to see that everyone is enjoying the book so far 😁 it makes me very happy to see that i make some people laugh. if you wanna keep up with the updates of this book you can just add it to a reading list or follow me on twitter (@/iwtsivr) or not whatever you want.
harry, louis and clifford were enjoying a nice walk in the park. it was a nice day, the wind was blowing in their hair and everything was peaceful.
that was until camille showed up.
camille rowe.
oh god.
harry and louis didn't notice her until she came up to them.
"not again what the fuck" louis mumbles under his breath.
camille opened her mouth to speak but before she could utter a single word, someone else showed up.
can you guess who it was?
it was...
olivia wilde.
"does this bitch ever die?" harry questioned.
"who are you" camille says in confusion.
"i'm...." olivia trails off.
"YOURE WHO?????" camille says getting angry.
"WHY DO YOU CARE" olivia screamed"
"mommy chill, i was just asking damn" camille says with a lower voice.
"tf did u just call me" olivia says while shoving camille really hard
"mommy" camille says with a smirk.
olivia is left speechless with a slight blush creeping up her cheeks.
everyone stands there in awkward silence.
maybe comfortable silence isn't so overrated after all. harry thought to himself
louis started looking around cuz he was getting bored and he stopped someone taking a video of them?
was that...
sebastian stan?
"bloody hell" louis said under his breath.
harry giggles
"why are you laughing" louis whispers looking at harry.
"look at them" harry says while looking at camille and olivia.
louis looks over at them and sees that they're staring at each other, they look a little closer than they were before..
"are they-" harry starts.
before he can finish olivia and camille latch onto each other like leeches and start exchanging their saliva.
"oh..my...god." louis says in disbelief.
louis and harry looked away and let them do their business.
olivia and camille were having sexy time on the floor in the middle of the park.
it had been about 3 minutes when louis and harry suddenly heard singing.
"let's give mommy a time out" olivia sings.
what.
"there's no need to scream (without the s) and shout,"
"what are you doing" camille gasps.
"singing,"
"well STOP IT!!!!!" camille shouts.
"rude ass bitch," olivia says, mad.
olivia screamed and then quickly stormed away.
camille decided to walk away as well but she tripped on her shoe lace.
she fell into a barbeque and tossed the meat everywhere.
"NOO MY MEAT" naill cries.
camilles shirt quickly catches on fire and so does she.
so camille goes up into flames and turns into a pile of ash.
"THAT GIRL IS ON FIREEEE" sebastian sang his heart out.
niall doesn't care, he's still crying over his poor meat.
james charles struts in while singing new rules by dula peep.
"you ain't getting over him, i got new rules i got em'," he sings
james sees the pile of ash on the floor and takea out a dollar bill, rolls it up and snorts camille.
"we should get going" harry says while they get up.
"yeah we should" louis says as he picks up clifford.
harry and louis get in their car and drive away without giving a single fuck about what just happened.
harry and louis got home and decided to get ready for bed.
"goodnight" harry says.
"goodnight love," louis replid
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a/n: so wattpad decided to delete that last part so i had to re-write it 🙄 anygay that wasn't that funny my creative juices arent flowing rn🙄☝️ lets hope the next one is funny 😉
