*warning this contains mature language! you've been warned sucker! now enjoy
*meanwhile in the villain league hideout
Villain deku: hey dadd-
Tomura: WHAT U SAY?
Villain deku: uh- I mean hey master
Tomura: k I thought so
Villain deku: I wanna get a mate
Tomura: a mate?
Villain deku: yes a mate, a sexy mate to be specific
Tomura: hmmm what about dabs? He fine
Villain deku: nah not that crispy ass mf
Tomura: hmmm what about toga
Villain deku: she gonna stab me in our wedding
Tomura: twice?
Villain deku: . . ತ_ʖತ
Tomura: k what u want then? tell me anything and ill do it
Villain deku: i want someone from UA highschool, doesnt matter if boy or girl
Tomura: hmmmm and how the fuck am igonna do that?
Villain deku: idk you were supposed to be smart or smthing idk
Tomura: hmm you look pretty similar to deku so..
Villain deku: yes so?
Tomura: maybe we can swap you with him and no one will notice!
Villain deku: 0u0
Tomura: and deku is everyone beloved doll! you'll get all the girls in UA!
Villain deku: wow thanks master!!
Tomura: heh no props, now all we need is to kidnap medoriya
Villain deku: wells thats not gonna be easy innit?
Tomura: Yep not at all, hmmmm maybe we take hostage?
Villain deku: or maybe we steal his di-
Dabi: why dont you just f*ck 'em?
tomura: WHAT?
villain deku: DADDY YES
Tomura: NOOOO!HECK NAH BRUV
Villain deku: pweaaaase!!!!
tomura: ahh fine... but this doesnt count as a ship okay?
dabs: counts as a cruise
tomura: (......)
TO BE CONTINUED
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Dank Dankness
Fanfictionthis story is a joke, this story is dank, this story is idk, and I lost my editing app so I just brought the first villain deku I found on google so yeah go enjoy bruv
