*meanwhile in ua highschool
aizawa: hey everyone, today we have a new student joining our class
uraraka: a new student? wow who is it?
aizawa: his name is shimura tenku
Iida: woah what a great name!
aizawa: nobody asked for your opinion now stfu
lida: oh... okay
aizawa: so as i was sayin' everyone say hello to tenku
Everyone: Hello shimura tenku!
tomura: h-hello im shimura tenku, you can call me shin an-
aizawa: wow intresting now lets go on
aizawa: todays exam is going to be about the Mountain Camel Cola Pizza or AKA the M.C.C.P wich is the best pizza for "summoning satan" monday night-
*meanwhile in deku's mind (btw theres 2 deku in this world 1st the normal deku that you know and villain deku*
deku: what the vodoo bongoz in the holy mayonaise is tomura doing here?
*after class
*tomura goes to deku to talk to him and drag him to f*ck*
Tomura: hey deku wassup
Deku: tomura.. why r u in UA?
Tomura: because I care about you DEKU
Deku: Uhh.. okay I guess? Anyways next class will-
Tomura: Idk about classessss DEKU all I care about is yo-
Deku: stop right there, I know everybody has been talking about my fame lately and how did I manage to do it with sato
Tomura: wait what? U did it with sato? U SIRIUS?
Deku: NO! It's just lies that were flying in the air deez days
Tomura: hmmm okay... So is sato's d*ck big?
Deku: NOOOOOO STOP *proceeds to hit tomura with a brick
*The end
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Dank Dankness
Fanfictionthis story is a joke, this story is dank, this story is idk, and I lost my editing app so I just brought the first villain deku I found on google so yeah go enjoy bruv
