Candy bar madness

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Part 7
One PAYDAY MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT-O-HONEY so he took HERSHEYS to downtown next to corner of main and 5TH AVENUE he began to feel her MOUNDS with his BUTTERFINGER that was pure ALMOND JOY it made her TOOTSIE ROLL and he let out a SNICKERS and she screamed OH HENRY your even better than the THREE MUSKETEERS soon she became CHUNKY nine months later BABY RUTH was born.

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