Adults who complain about the younger generation are really just saying that their generation did a crappy job of raising kids.
How do parents expect good grades when I pull on push doors?
Me: Mom, I need money.
Mom: What? Did you spend those two dollars I gave you in 2013 already?
Only your best friends understands when you say, "I saw my boyfriend today" your referring to the hot guy that has no clue you exist.
That one gut that ran away, aka the hot person you saw with your parents.
I'm to young to have this many embarrassing memories.
When I ask my mom if I can help
Mom: No I'm good
Me: ok
*10 minutes later*
Mom: No one ever helps in this house
Me: I just asked you if you needed help.
