Face the Sun.

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• Muze: I'm quick at math.
Jun: Okay, what's 38 times 76?
Muze: 24.
Jun: That's not even close!
Muze: But it was quick!

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• Muze: Okay so we need a plan.
Mingyu: *Raises hand*
Muze: That's the worst plan ever!

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• S.Cups: I don't really think you should drink anymore coffee today...
Muze: Coffee cures depression.
S.Cups: I don't think it works like th-
Muze: MORE ESPRESSO LESS DEPRESSO!

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• Muze: Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate just one time.
Seungkwan: Maybe you should go to sleep.

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• Hoshi: *Sneezes*
Muze:...
Hoshi: You're not even going to say "bless you"?
Muze: I'm sitting here with you, you've clearly been blessed.

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• Muze: If you like me rais your hand.
DK: What do I do if I don't like you though?
Muze: Then rais your stands!

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• Muze: You know who's really hot?
Dino: *Hopeful smile* Me?
Muze: No, it's me, obviously.

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• Mingyu: I have no fears!
Jeonghan: What if you woke up one day and Miyoung was taller than you?
Mingyu: I have one fear!

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• Muze: I made tea.
The8: I don't want tea.
Muze: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.
The8: Then why did you tell me?
Muze: It's a conversation starter.
The8: It's a horrible conversation starter.
Muze: Oh, it is? We're conversing. Checkmate.

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• Joshua: What are you drinking?
Muze: Vodka.
Joshua: Straight?
Muze: No gay.
Joshua: NOT YOU THE VODKA.

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• Jeonghan: Why are you smiling?
Muze: What? Can't I just be happy?
Wonwoo: Seungkwan tripped and fell on the stairs.

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• Muze: I'm a lesbian.
Vernon: I thought you were American.
Muze: I'm Korean.
Vernon: We can't have any perfect vines Miyoung.

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• Jeonghan: Let's see what you have.
Muze: A knife!
Jeonghan: Okay, have fu-
S.Cups: NO!

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• Muze: I can't go, stress is bad for the baby.
Woozi: What baby?
Muze: Me.

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• Seungkwan: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!
Muze: Seungkwan.

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• Muze: The only time I felt worst than this was when I ate 109 fudge stripes in under 7 minutes.
Jun:...
Jun: You counted-

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• Hoshi: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Joshua: Violently plays the guitar.
Muze: Violently murders people.
S.Cups: Violently worries about that previous statement.

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• Dino: Do you want to hold hands?
Muze: No.
Dino: Did you even hear what I just said?
Muze: Yes.
Dino: What did I say then?
Muze: "Do you want to hold hands?"
Dino: Well if you insist!

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• [Over the phone]
Muze: I put a little note in your bag for my declaration of my love for you!
Wonwoo: Miyoung, this is a 10 page letter.

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• Jeonghan: Who's going to buy groceries this time?
Muze & DK: We!
Jeonghan: No.
Muze & DK: Why not?
Jeonghan: Because last week I sent you to buy cabbage and instead you bought cookie cutter so, now everything we eat is dinosaur or Christmas tree shaped.
Vernon: *Eating a Christmas tree shaped pizza* Is there a problem?

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• Joshua: What are some nicknames to call your significant other?
S.Cups: Buttercup.
Mingyu: Cupcake.
Muze: 3 eggs.
Hoshi: 370gr sugar.
The8: 300gr flour.

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• Muze: Can't you just look at it from my perspective?
Dino & Seungkwan: *Lower their head*
Vernon & DK: *Crouches a little*
Mingyu: *Gets on his knees*
Muze:...
Muze, narrowing her eyes: I'll come for you ALL in your sleep!

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• Muze: When I was small-
Seungkwan: *Snorts* "was"?

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• Muze: Jail is no fun I'll tell you that much!
The8: Oh, you've been?
Muze: Once. In Monopoly.

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• Muze: If I was trapped inside a room full of explosives and the only way out was to eat a broccoli, I would die.
Woozi: How would you even get into a situation like that?!

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• Hoshi: So, what's for lunch?
Muze: Food, usually.
Hoshi: No, I mean, what are you having?
Muze: An unwanted conversation.

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• Muze: I like how we say "oh man" to express disappointment.
Jun: Why?
Muze: Because men are, in fact, disappointing.

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