Soul x Maka

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Soul was extra in need for the touch of a woman that day so he went to maka which was in the kitchen, "Mkaa i need" BUT befiore soul could say nything Mka picked soul and and said " turn INTO A SYCTHE" NOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" " uhm.... mAK a whats the matter calm ur shit"b "NPO OSUA SOUAL !!!!1!!11!! SOUL! TURN JNT O A SCYTHE NOW I AM UR MEISTER AND U DO AS I SAY!1 "fine fine calm ur non exisitant titties" soul said as he changed inot a scythe.

"Thanks you soul" maka said as he pciked soul up and sung him around a bit before dipping him into makas pristine shit made soup

"hey maka......tf you doing-" soul was cut off by being drowned in makas disgusting cooking

"BUbUbLnUbUblIhBuNl______-------___-- mSKk MAkza Maaka!!!!!!" 

"soul its okay just stay there or smth" 

"I CANT TAKE TBIS" soul said as he drowned and turned back into a human 

" oh mh go d soul lookn what youve done YOUVE RUINED MY BECAUTIFUL COOKING WITH UR SKIDMARKED PANYTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 

"what" 

"its okay b b b b  hb b hb  hb hbb b  b b  because 4    








i love yo2"h e said 

"lol idrgaS" (i dont really give a shit) 

"bbb b b b but+" 

" im no simp  but ill love you because you are a weapo" 

" pau" 

"okjauy" 




the end 


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