KId x soul

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iT was a beautfiul day outside and kid and soul were being cool as usual because all soul likes is being cool because hes a stupid thing. Kid faced the window looking rather sad

"whats wrong kid?" soul said 

"im sad" said kid " i think im going to get depression in 1 minute" 

"well should we go to tescos?" said soul 

"sure" said kid 

(@ TESCOS)


" hey soul can we get some chicken?" kid said 

"whatsveer makes my stupid emo looking ass happy" said replyed 

"YAYAYAYYAYA" said kid 

kid went and grabbed the juciest fattest looking chicken and made sure it had the ass of nicki manage, megan the horse and cardee beetbox all in one 

" hey soul look at this" kid said pointinh at the fat ass chickne 

"wow kid.....thats one juicy ass chciken there" soulm said licking his lips 

"what if i juust..." he stuck his finger in the chiken 

"what do yoy think o that mr chciken............" 

kid stared at soul "are you edging that fucking chicken" 

"yeah.. it has a massive ass and its dummy thick" 

"kid...im feeling like a trombone...can i"

"sure ig" 

"CMERE KID" 

"AHHHHH!!!!!!" kid screamed as soul started battering him with the fat juicy chickne leg 

then they kissed passion as maka and crona walked by 

"what the fuck" maka said 

"ew look the hormones are kicking in" crona said as they and maka zoomed like sonic past kid and soul 

the end  


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⏰ Last updated: Feb 03, 2021 ⏰

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