Incorrect quotes!! Part two!! KaitOllie Edition!!
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Oliver : Do you have two tongues in your mouth?
Kaito : what? no
Oliver : Do you want to?
Kaito : what?
Oliver: what?
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Ayako: *is on fire*
Ren: *panicking* where's kaito?!?
Akari: hes sleeping
Ren: okay! Ive got it! Get me a bucket of water!!
Akari: *hands over a bucket of water* here you go
Ren: *dumping the water on Kaito's head* WAKE UP AYAKO'S ON FIRE ! !
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Ren: why do we drink water
Kaito: beca-
Akari: its because we cant eat it
Kaito:
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Oliver: theres a rat in the kitchen someone help!!
Kaito: im in the kitchen, where is it?
Kaito:
Kaito: wait-
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Riku: *shouting loudly* ATTENTION!!
Kaito: *standing up* what happened???
Riku: nothing, i just wanted you to pay attention to me
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Oliver: *breathes*
Kaito: look at him over there, breathing and shit.
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Kaito: can you turn the lights on?
Oliver: i don't need to, you're the only light i need in my life
Kaito: that's really sweet, love, but i can't see shit.
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Oliver: i can read minds
Kaito: i bet you cant
Oliver: think of something cute
Kaito: *thinks of ollie*
Oliver: besides me
Kaito:
Kaito: what.
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Kaito: wait..
Kaito: you like me?
Kaito: FOR MY PERSONALITY???
Oliver: i know, i was surprised too
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Ayako: sorry it took me a while to get here. I broke down on the way here
Ren: is your car okay though?
Ayako: what car?
Ren:
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Kaito: You have to trust me on this. Please remember that I pulled you out of the river last week.
Akari: you were also the one that pushed me in???
Kaito: i'm trying to focus on the positives here
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Kaito: everytime im faced with any hardship i look at a picture of you
Oliver: really??
Kaito: yes, and i think to myself, if i can survive being with your stupidity, then i can survive anything
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