pls listen to that tysm
--AYAKO--
"HOLY SHITTLES I HATE MATH"
I tiredly said to my 5 gal pals and the other two yuckie cooties
ew, the thought of math makes me wanna-
"bLEWGH"
"KO?? R U OK???" I nodded "oMG MID UR SISTER IS DYING" said our bootiful Queen in training, Ari the doggo
NO QWEEN I WAS ONLY THINKING ABOUT MATH-
"BLEGHHhhHhHH"
"OMGOMGOMG CALL THE WEE WOO TRUCK THINGEIEHDIEBJRJRJRJDID THE QUEEN IS DYING-" I then heard Akari get hit in the head
"NOONEHURTSQUEENLIKETHAT-" I also got hit in the head
"OWOWIWIWIIIWEEEE" :C
One of the two tall cootie boys (ew boys) also known as stinky toe bOi (Kaito: I have a freakin' name, dumbass) stared down at us, looking annoyed and amused at the same time
"we're not gonna have time for lunch if you two don't stfu"
I shot up from my previous kneeling position and ran into the cafeteria, with the others following me "THE FOOoOOoOoOoOD"
"HEY MAMA ISABELLA" I handed her a 20 dollar bill (Lash: a Canadian $20 bill cause they're pretty and green
Author: tHEY'RE ALSO HOLO!) CAN I GET TWENTY SANDWICHES?"
Mama Isabella (aka the lunch lady) smiled at me "yes you can, Emm-er.. Ayako" she gave me the twenty sandwiches and I walked to the table the other 6 were sitting at.
It was one of those picnic table thingies. The seating plan was like this:
(Sachi) table (Midnight)
(Kaito) table (Ren)
(Aqua) table (Akari)
(Lash) table (empty)
"Mama Isabella almost called me Emma again, I wonder why."
(*forgets they made tpn references in another chapter*)
"oOoOO! SANDWICHES YEYEYEYEYOMnOMnoMnonAmnOmmnomMNOMNnOm"
Ugly toes sighed "you're gonna choke if you eat that fast, stupid." stupid = Akari (Akari: I'm not stupid, toe-man isss :c)
"butishshoguud!!"
for once In her life, my sister actually spoke up (kinda)
"um.. I agree with Kaito.. You're gonna choke if you eat so fast. Remember last year?..." she looked at me then at Akari, then went back to playing Mario Kart on her Nintendo Switch (Ren: with meeee! She won.. 10 times ;-;
Midnight: not my fault that you suck at Mario Kart -.- )
Me, being bored, suddenly started a conversation
"I wish I had fire powers.."
Kaito looked at me "why?"
"I can make myself warmer,
light campfires,
genocide,
Toasting marshmellows,"
I smiled at them
"there are lots of things you could do with fire!"
Akari nodded in agreement
"I wish I had like, voodoo powers. That would be cool" Ren said
Lash took a sandwich and bit into it "I think the power to control nature would be super helpful" #TeamTrees
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