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i was spamming some of these on my twt (cough ActuallyyAyako) and no one saw them so theyre here now haha
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Akari: violence is never the answer
Ayako: you're right
Akari: wait wha-
Ayako: Violence is the question and the answer is yes
Akari: why are you like this
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Ayako: lifehack!
Ayako: when you see a Take One candy bowl, wait until no one's looking and shovel candy into your pockets.
Ayako: god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.
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Ayako: Akari, remember how you said if I used that chainsaw I'd hurt myself? well, you were wrong.
Ayako: i hurt someone else.
Akari:
Akari: wait
Akari: WHERE'S KAITO?!
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Ayako: i've got this completely under control :)
Kaito: is that why everything's on fire?
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Akari: hey, Kaito, if Ren and I were both drowning, who would you save?
Kaito: you expect me to believe that neither of you can swim?
Akari: it's just a question. who would you save?
Kaito: my time and effort.
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Ayako: *gets stabbed*
Ayako: *inhales sharply*
Ayako: *softly* why the hell. did you do that.
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flight attendant: before we land, make sure all small items are safe and secure.
Akari, turning to Ayako: do you feel safe?
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Akari, with a large box in her hands: what would you say if i came home one day with 4 puppies
Kaito:
Kaito: what's in the box
Akari:
Kaito: Akari what's in the box
Akari: i think you know
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Akari, angrily: i'm gonna murder you!
Ayako: sorry, but i feel like im being threatened by a cupcake.
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Ayako: you guys ever just feel like skdhfskjlgnvks?
Ren: how did you say that with your mouth?
Ayako, without looking up: that's how i feel all the time.
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-painting a picture-
Ren: this colour is really nice what shade is this?
Ayako: your mom
Ren: very funny but what shade is this
Ayako:
YOU ARE READING
Holy Shi- | dumb stuff i write at four am
Fanfictiondon't read this jm begging you it's just a dumb gay writing dumb gay shit at four am yes okay
