Back To Lima Heights - Santana Lopez

Season 2 Episode 11: The Sue Sylvester Shuffle

Santana's POV:

"I'm bored. Ladies, I am at a loss" Coach Sue says not pleased "Brittany, please remind me of how I single-handedly put cheerleading on the map".

"In 1979, you directed a made-for-tv movie about the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders called The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders" Brittany responded.

"That is correct. And I'm the meantime, what's changed?"

"Personal grooming habits" Tubbers suggested, shrugging her shoulders.

"What's changed is I have completely lost interest. And ladies, I blame you" she points at us "Becky—more silicone falsies." Sue snaps at Becky to get her more of whatever she needs.

"Got it coach" Becky replied while giving Sue a thumbs up.

"You will each enhance your bust with an additional pair of chicken cutlets, in an attempt to add some jiggle to what is the most boring routine I have ever witnessed" Coach Sue told us. Seriously, does anything ever please this woman?

"But Coach Sylvester, this is the most elaborate routine the cheerios have ever done, were shoo-ins at Regionals next week, and we're the favorite to win at Nationals" Tubbers explained to her and she's right.

"And yet I am still so very bored!" She said exaggerating at the end "Even things I used to think were hilarious...Case in point. Sandbags, slap yourself with a chicken cutlet" she told me. Wtf. The things I do for this team.

Annoyedly, I slapped myself with the chicken cutlet.

"Now slap Brittany" I slapped Brittany with it but not to hard "See? Not even a chuckle".

"The problem is you keep trying to make a bigger and bigger spectacle. No matter how hard we try, we can't make a routine work unless you find a way to make it interesting for you. You have to find a way to top yourself" Tubbers butts in.

"Q, you just may have a point. But to be sure, slap yourself with a chicken cutlet" Coach instructed her and she did.
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Shawn's POV:
"Oh my god, Artie!" Tina said shocked. We looked towards where she was looking and saw that Artie had slushee all over him.

"It was awful" he responded, looking traumatized.

"That's it! Screw rehearsal! This ends here and now!" Finn yells getting up and walking towards the door.

"We're gonna go all Thunderdome on those guys" Puck adds and just as they were about to exit, The football jocks came in.

"So this is what the ladies lounge looks like on the inside" a football player who's name I don't know says. Who tf even is he?

"This is the choir room. Now put up your fists because you and I are going to do some dancing" Sam interjected.

"No I got this Sam" Finn put his arm over Sam's chest to hold him back.

"Coach Beiste told us to come. Where is she?" Karofsky asked with a slushy cup in his hand.

"Everyone have a seat" Coach Beiste said coming into the room.

"All right, New Directions, let's give a warm welcome to the newest members of Glee Club" Mr. Shue announces and all of us get angry.

"Oh hell to the no, Mr. Shue" Mercedes sternly yells with a hand gesture.