Transmigrating Into The Heartthrob's Cannon Fodder Childhood Friend

Chapter 14 - Lagrange's Mean Value Theorem

translator: xiin
editor: baumkuchen & butter (my wonderful food editors *drool*)

Police station, communication room.

The police and Song Yu stared at each other.

The policeman held a pen and gave a smile that wasn't really a smile, "Why is it you again."

Song Yu took his time replying, "Probably because I was born with a strong sense of responsibility and like to call the police when I encounter unfair things."

The policeman was amused, "That's not it. What I'm asking is, why are you always the one getting beaten up."

Song Yu: "......"

Xie Sui laughed out loud next to him.

The gangsters had actually suffered more injuries than they had, but Red Hair and his group had records in the police station, having committed countless previous criminal offenses. The police considered their attacks to be self-defense and simply took their statements before letting them go. Originally, they'd wanted to contact their parents, but Song Yu took the initiative to tell them about Xie Sui's family situation. His words were reasonable and moving, and were enough to convince the police to skip over this part of the process.

It was the same police station, followed by a visit to the same small clinic.

There were only a few people in the brightly lit clinic.

The male doctor in the clinic still had an impression of them.

The doctor: "Last time it was a leg injury, and this time it's a hand injury. You're even fighting with real knives. Young man, you're quite wild."

Xie Sui sat in the chair. His eyes curved slightly and he smiled as he spoke modestly, "So-so."

The doctor was so angered by this that he almost broke the pen that he was using to write, "You're proud that I said you're wild? While you're showing off your prestige outside, have you thought about how your family is worrying about you? When you're this young, you should behave and study. Why insist on following a crowd of young gangsters who don't have proper jobs? If something happens, the ones who'll end up distressed will be your parents."

Song Yu sucked on his mints and spoke up for Xie Sui, "Uncle, you're misunderstanding him. You can't just look at the surface."

The doctor rolled his eyes at him, "I haven't even started on you yet. You're his friend, right? So you just watched from the side as he fought? Didn't you try to stop him?"

Song Yu choked. There was a hint of embarrassment on his face as he scratched his head, "We're not talking about the same thing."

The doctor placed the medicine into a bag and sneered, "Fine. Then I won't look at the surface. Could it be that your wounds are from fighting against aliens? Do aliens also use such earthly, cold, steel weapons too?"

Song Yu: "......"

The TV on the wall was currently showing Degas Altman. The doctor's two year old son heard them, clapping his hands as he turned his head. His big, clear eyes were curved up happily as he smiled and laughed like a baby, "Aileeans."

Xie Sui paid for the medicine and picked it up, "Thank you."

The doctor was hating iron for not being steel, "In the future, when my son grows up, if he ends up like you and gets hurt all day long, I'll break his leg first."

Song Yu chewed on his candy and complained, "I already said, don't look at the surface. Uncle, what's the matter with you! My friend got hurt while dealing with tyranny. He fought on his own against a hundred, bravely going up against street bullies. He protected the personal and property safety of all the junior high students across the whole of Lianyun Street. These wounds are all a hero's scars."