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My Views on Ships

Okay. Now that y'all got some background information on me as a person (werehog?), time for me to share my views on ships. If you are reading my fanfiction and you are shipping Airalain with Alison for some strange reason, for my sake, don't do it. Why? Because in later chapters, Airalain is revealed to be Alison Hedgehog's long lost twin sister. It would be considered incest! And if you ship Sonic with Alison, again, don't. Sonic is meant to be a tough, yet passionate (and on the rare occasion, terrifying) father figure and headmaster in that fanfiction (I will admit this now, but technically, The Autistic Gamer did have some research put in it, whether it was intentional or not. For those hard core fans, some of the titles Sonic gains in this fandom are easter eggs to actual games. "Werehog King" is a tiny easter egg to "Sonic and the Black Knight" while also paying a heavier homage to "Sonic Unleashed" or "Sonic: World Adventures" depending on where you got the game {United States and other parts of the world for Sonic Unleashed, Japan for Sonic: World Adventures}, "Headmaster Sonic" and STH Academy a subtle nod to "Sonic Schoolhouse." but to find more, you need to read the entire thing and use context clues to figure out more.)

For the FNAF Community, there are ships that I'm cool with, such as Manglex(insert any animatronic character here). Then there are the ships that I don't know would work because Scott Cawthon did not give us details on if Freddy Fazbear is gay or straight. For benefit of the doubt, I'm going on a limb and say that it can easily go both ways for those of you who ship BonniexFreddy. Then there are ships that should technically never happen, such as shipping Michael Afton with William Afton (pedophilia), or William Afton with Circus Baby/Scrap Baby/Ennard because of the mere fact that it would be disgusting on many levels. The reason why is because Circus Baby contains the soul of Elizabeth Afton, William Afton's daughter. That would be pedophilia and necrophilia (love of dead things). I occasionally get uncomfortable at the sight of people shipping Springtrap with Marionette because again, same two reasons, except this time you are shipping a dead child's soul with a dead murderer. Read before you ship!

For the Sonic the Hedgehog community, there are ships that SEGA themselves said is canon (SonAmy, Shadria, and unfortunately SonElise... even though that disappeared from the canon in Sonic Generations, thank god). Since the Sonic the Hedgehog fanbase refers to their ships as a mash of two character's names, I will respect that as so. As I've mentioned in my last chapter, even though I have a weak spot for Sonadow, it just would not work because according to ThatOneBlueBlur and his own take on the fandoms, SEGA themselves had said that Sonic is heterosexual, which means that any shipping with male characters would not work, no matter how hard you try to make him part of the LBGTQ community. On top of that, Sonadow and Sonchip (apparently, that is a thing...) cannot work because Shadow is technically at least fifty years older than Sonic and Chip is a fucking god! The next time he awakens, Sonic would be dead as a doornail (unless of course the Chaos Emeralds give him some sort of immortality, but SEGA has not said specifically what the Chaos emeralds do. Sorry). It gets worse when I see fanfics and fan art of Sonadow mpreg (basically, Sonic or Shadow getting pregnant) because as much as people want to see that happen, it cannot happen because both Sonic and Shadow are both males, and I know from anatomy class that a pregnant Sonic just cannot happen biology wise. And Tailsmo would definitely not work because while yes, Cosmo is female, she is also a plant. Sonally... ugh. No. Just... no. DIC and Archie Comics are not considered canon by SEGA. Nice try.

The Undertale fandom... I'm honestly not sure. But I'm pretty sure that shipping Frisk with anyone would be considered in poor taste, to be honest. While yes, I acknowledge the ships happening here, it also cannot work because Frisk looks to be around eight or ten. Even Toriel addresses them as "My child." (this part will be important!) The reason why Frisk should not be shipped with anyone is simply put: this person is underage. So shipping Frisk with anyone would be inappropriate because while we don't know how old most of the monsters are, it would also ensure pedophilia. You can ship almost anyone in this fandom (yes, this does include Chara and Flowey.). Just. Not. Frisk. With. Anyone! And for the love of God! Don't fucking ship Sans with Papyrus! That is, again, incest!

Then there is the Hazbin Hotel universe. Vivziepop had clearly stated a ship that works from the getgo: Vaggie and Charlie. So, for Christ Sake! QUIT SHIPPING CHARLIE WITH OTHER MALE CHARACTERS! So sorry, CharAlastor, CharHusk and CharAngelDust fans, but your ship cannot work because Charlie already has a friggin' girlfriend! Another ship that I see that pisses me off is shipping Angel Dust with Val. I read the comic and I played Addict at least a thousand times last year, and Vivziepop made it pretty clear: Val is an abusive sonofabitch who rapes and abuses Angel Dust! That bastard is the reason why Angel Dust is at the hotel in the first place. As for Alastor, Husk, Nifty, and Angel Dust... I'm not sure. I think Viv stated that Alastor is asexual, but we all know that Angel Dust is gay, so Angel Dust and Nifty are not likely to be shipped anytime soon. I'm unsure of Husk's sexual identity, so I'll just leave that open for interpretation until Vivziepop says otherwise. Again, I would not be sure on Cherri Bomb, Sir Pentious, Egg Bois, or any other that was not otherwise specified.

Helluva Boss, on the other hand... JESUS. I'm going to need a lot of crayons to explain how intricate the characters' relationships to each other is. Moxxie and Millie are already made clear that they're to remain shipped (seriously, in the pilot episode of Helluva Boss, you can clearly hear Millie call Moxxie her husband!). The other characters are going to be a lot harder. I mean... technically, Stolas and Blitzo might work (if you remove Stolas' wife from the equation, that is.), but they are not going to be making babies any time soon. I'm fairly positive that demon anatomy is kind of close to human anatomy. I dunno. But one ship that I can tell would not work would be Luna and Blitzo. My reason? I think that they are father and daughter (adoptively speaking). Not sure on any other characters, minor or otherwise.

Then there is Bendy and the Ink Machine. I did not get enough background information on the characters aside from Allison Angel and Tom, because according to MatPat (if he is reading this, I need to say, hi, fellow gamer!), Allison Angel has another name: Allison Pendle, aka Tom's wife. I don't really know that much, but I do know that shipping Bendy (ink demon or Beast form) with Sammy Lawrence is a really bad idea because you basically made a toxic relationship, not to mention, Bendy might not even have a sexuality because he's made of FUCKING INK! (sorry, had to rant) Plus... most of the characters had not yet specified a relationship yet... mostly because the fandom HAS NO FUCKING EVIDENCE ON THIS!

I admit that these are my honest opinions. Sorry if there is any strong language.