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shower thoughts

Attention. Some of these shower thoughts might cover dark topics. Reader discretion is encouraged.

First shower thought. This one is morbid, but I kinda need outside opinions. So, if a pedophile is considered not human to prison inmates, would someone that kills pedophiles be considered saints with a body count? I've been thinking about it and it's driving me nuts. But rest assured, no. I don't plan on taking up that kind of thing as a career. I rather see my dad again.

Second shower thought. What does that asshole who claims races don't exist and skunks have in common? They both smell bad and are generally hated or treated with disgust. Only difference between that asshole and a skunk is that skunks are adorable. The asshole in question... Butt fucking ugly knowing that it has done horrible things on Wattpad that broke international law. Why this came up. I was walking the dog and I smelled the familiar smell of a certain black and white kitten that has a powerful fart... Twice. Once on a dead end street and once near a church. GAG.

Third shower thought. People who drink and drive are idiots, but it's the idiots driving us to drink.

Last shower thought. Homework is originally punishment, but now it's a requirement from everyone. It's like the equivalent of taking your job home with you. Scott Cawthon on a stick, I should really take melatonin less often. These shower thoughts are insane.