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RULES

Unfortunately I have to make these rules. A few bad apples are enough to ruin a good thing. This is due to recent events, and not you as a person.

1. Racist comments are not going to be tolerated. If I find any racist comments, they will be immediately deleted. I don't want new readers to think that I am unwelcome. I don't give a damn if you are "reclaiming" shit; I give a damn that it offends people.

2. Rude comments towards a sexuality will also be deleted. I don't roll with that shit. At all.

3. Bashing people for what they like will not be tolerated and will be treated as bullying. This includes things that you might see as "childish." If you don't like that shit, then what the fuck are you doing here? If you don't like it, leave. Don't even leave one comment if it bothers you that much.

4. If you are making a joke, make sure that it actually has all of the elements of a good joke (timing, will actually make someone laugh, and doesn't hurt someone's feelings). In other words, if I find a dead dad joke ANYWHERE, I am automatically going to delete it. Seeing a parent dead and lifeless will fuck you up forever. I don't tolerate that shit.

5. Repeat offenders of this rule will be blocked. I want to create a safe environment for any minors who read my stories.

6. Making jokes about body odor is not funny. It's in poor taste. You don't know what the situation is at home.

7. Making furry comments just lets me have the last laugh. I am a closet furry. Thank you for reminding me.

8. If you have a problem with me, KEEP IT IN THE DMs. I don't wish to have your bitch fest cluttering up my space.

9. If you don't like what I got to say, asking me politely to remove it works wonders. I may be hot tempered, but I'm not unreasonable.

10. Have fun!

11. Jokes about how my body smells will not be tolerated. Besides, you never met me in IRL, so you can't say anything about my scent (I smell like lavender and Ivory soap on my good days. On my bad days, I smell like a college dorm). Same rule applies to my breath. I brush my teeth three times a day, for the damn record.

12. I'm going to borrow a rule from Satanists: Don't be an ass. So if you can dish it out, you can take it. End of story.